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Insanely ugly & incredibly untalented

by Kay There House Builder

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Birthday 02:53
My daddy left me when I was three, He went to the jungle to see what he could see, And he found a lot of things there including himself I haven't talked to him sense I was twelve, now my 18th birthday is coming up and he swore to me that he would fly down the telephone rang and I spilled a cup I picked up the phone and started wiping the ground he said "I don't know how to tell you this no, I don't know but I'll tell you that I'm not sure how I'm going to make it down. But I'll tell you this little man I'm going to do the best that I can" another two weeks went by and I still haven't heard from the guy cause he's running through the jungle with monkeys and snakes and spiders when he gets home hes going to have a glass of apple cider I got a post card with a dog riding a skateboard, it said don't worry buddy I'll be home for your birthday.
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Say Anything 02:30
I had nothing to do yesterday so i opened up the news paper to see if any movies were playing at the local movie theater they were playing say any thing a movie i haven't seen for a while now but they were not letting minors in because they were selling beer and wine though I'm only 16 i have a fake ID even thought the guy in the picture looks nothing like me, but i figured why the hell not give it a try i got hassled by the guy in the line but they eventually let me by and i sang John Cusack's a pretty good actor Joan Cusack's a pretty good actress while i was there i saw some girls with girly hair i thought to my self i recognize them from somewhere i know them from school there younger then me by a grade or two i asked them why they had no problem getting by and this is how they replayed we grew up to fast and now we have really big tits and huge asses
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I was in a bukaki once I thought i was gunna be surrounded by cunts but instead i was surrounded by dicks I should have looked up bukaki in the dictionary It was really scary their balls were really harry yeah i look back on those days, those are days i wish i could erase cause of all the jizz that was on my face the jizz was on my face. I was in a casino once i thought i was gunna win a million bucks but instead i lost 8 grand I should have read about gambling in a book or something now the pit boss wants me he cut off both my pinky's... yeah!
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I see a bunch of water in the sand in the distance and the cactus holds my hand in the desert in the desert in the sun is shining down on me and every one well i wish we would have stayed in a hotel today where I'm only sweating because I'm wearing a sweater and i wish we could have stayed in a hotel today where i am only bleeding cause i got a paper cut oh in the palm of my hand we're all here in the sand talking about a rainy day that we both know we will never see in the desert in the desert oh i see a gelato in my hand and its melted so i dropped it in the sand but its not real (yes it is) no its not real(yes it is) I see a bunch of water in the sand in the distance and the cactus holds my hand but its not real (yes it is) no its not real(yes it is)
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On a Stick 03:16
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Merci Maman 02:59
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White Truck 03:21
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All songs written and recorded by Zane Noble and Dallas Sharp.
Mixed and Mastered by Zane Noble.
Drums by AJ Sharpe on tracks 5 and 9.
Drums, Lead guitar, and backup vocals by Andy Proskow on track 6.
Backup Vocals by Nick Rousseau on Track 10.

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released July 17, 2013

Special thanks to: Nick Rousseau, Maxwell Kurz, Rhonda Noble-Polowek, Becca Samide, Max Paran, Andy Proskow, LL Cool J, Bryce Croucher, Nathaniel Sutton, Anika Rufiange, Drew Baines, Jibril Yassin, AJ Sharpe.

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Kay There House Builder Edmonton, Alberta

Songs Dallas Sharp and Zane Noble made with some help from some fine folk.

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